The San Francisco Witness

san francisco witness 18 REASONS

I leap, the
net appears
18 Reasons
California is
currently a
UFO ALERT
3 rating,
with a whooping
127 reports in 
last month.
we are the 
highest
reporting state
in the entire
nation. 
Its ethnically
not possible

Korda Longveity
don't panic,
I'm hispanic
got the
complexion
to make
the connection
pressione
numero 1
para o esquina
Capp & 17th

Baby, why
you so blue?
Don't you like
my boogaloo?

Call me Franciscan
manzanita or Nacho,
with B Holiday,
James B,
M Gaye, Tina T
clearing the
Club Morocco

 

Bison Heart
Plum,
striped serpent
cuc, sweet ugglies,
sweet green
things. we will,
we will
guac u

sf.streetsblog.org/

High altitude
Alemeda airbase
Antique Fair
Navajo rugs. 
cut in tunnel
and weave thru
the bridge traffic

De lá prá cá...
Fall on Jupiter
and Ney-MARsssss.
chapa quente
 

projecting PA,
enthralled by
remote s.east-asian 
dev problem
solving online.
deploy stop
gap measures.
no water
on 23.
on the EACO 
conf line
Atul Bacchav
Shrini, Nujurrama
y Oscar
holding it down
we have a
workaround.
has not been
resolved.
isolate the
issue. DBAs
pushing back
since test results
indicate a server
mod is the
root cause.

"things standing shall fall, but the moving ever shall stay" - Basava

Sucio air.
endorphin runs.
dance off. pants off 
on the pangaea

 

SF Bike Expo,
12 & 13 Nov
superfly up
the hills
or freefall

grin and 
wear it 
at folsom 
street fair.

san francisco witness WISE SURFBOARDS

 

Where the
hose at?
 

Wise Surfboards
San Francisco's
surfing specialists
since the freaky sixies.
Love our mother.
Model specials include:

 
Walden “Magic” &
Robert August “What I Ride” 
800 Great Highway
San Francisco
415 750-9473

San Francisco Ocean Beach
9, noon, 3
Surf Report (life line):
415 273-1618

 

Scriptual Bee
Pollen Energy 
This superfood
helps you to
not just survive
but also to thrive.
Wicked good
for: anti-cancer cells
& pro-aerobic
endurance &
perchance
elevating libido.
Stamina, baby.

 

The FUBAR Cheetah vs. CheeseMonger [ gordon (dot) zola (dot) edgar (at) gmail (dot) com ]

 

Is it OK to fart
on a first date? 
Let out a stinky one,
that obviously
generated from you,
and play it off
like it is the
au naturale you?
In my opionion, 
it is not polite, and
subconscious results
are bound to accrue
in moving forward.
See the girl above
arch farting.
Things are altogther
different now, eh?
Si or No? 
One should
do everything
possible to
refrain from
letting this happen.
Becuase big 
ass-u-and-me's can
take place thereafter.
Call me old fashioned,
yet just don't if you
want beneficialities
to occur.
If you gotta,
and can not
control it,
make a fast escape.
This is a circumstance
which calls for
dashing out
at all costs.

Im just saying:
In the twentieth century,
mind over matter was
emphasized. In the
twenty-first century,
soul over matter
will transform all life.
and this is not
some Cannonball
Adderley Love, Sex, and the 
Zodiac prophecy.
As of August 8, 2003,
according to
Dr. Zhi Gang Sha,
we came into the
15,000 (Julian) year,
Soul Light Era,
so little things like
this matter, and 
are vital for
procreation of
humankind
in the cosmos.

sf witness BIG BLUE ADVENTURES

 

Mojave turquoise,
and dinosaur bone
Jewelist. Oklads.

Awesome tri-courses by
Big Blue Adventures
Crystal clean
rush.
Hit the mountain
climb, yet prepare
accordingly for
you must
breathe deeply.
Jump in the Sierra
high-alpine
lake water early
to acclimate,
and with
a helium-balloon
on your back, so
sua familia y
gente posse
ver te.
Go off road, eso.
Dynamite trail running.
Big thanks to the
earthjustice
attorneys. 

 

 
Guns of Navarone
Guns of United States.
Guns of San Francisco.
High Bridge
Arms is
both a
retail store
and an
import/export
service.
in business. In
San Francisco.
in the same
location since
the mid-1950s
when Olympic
shooter and
gunsmith Bob Chow
opened the shop.
No issues
with an AK47?.

 

If you go to Mollie Stones you can get a free-lift home.

 
By Golly, The Mighty
Plastiki Does It!
They reimagine.
They construct.
They leave the
San Francisco
shores to
sail across the
unforgiving,
brutal Pacific
and declare
a dream
a truism.
Ahoy, can
I be your
first m8? 
Congratulations
Plastiki
engineers, crew
and moral
supporters.



Now, 2 questions --
3 in total:
can you please
make me a
dingo-proof
dingy out of eggs,
banana peals,
yams, trashed
tires, sucre,
glass frames, and 
Hungarian
paprika?
And is a dolphin's
butt water-tight?

San Francisco Witness Shanghai

Shanghai
San Francisco
fangiang
of reality

 

Refrão
Rollerrrrrrrrrrr
Skating
Party
Jocelyn Brown heere.
Can rent there.
Tell me when,
which sun
nite at LiPo???
Popping and locking
moves definitely
wins points. 
Put your 
boogie funk,
disco, 2-step
deep soul 
getup on.

for a good glide,
and cruise 
in a chinatown
basement.
bring a souvenir,
like Puerto-Rican
fruit cake, 
from your
home country.
To share
traditions, and
everyday life
things.

 

yum japanese
bowl with
mushroom
star cut out,
to bob.

Eu quero que
você dormir
no meu cabelo
É só isso

 
Fantastic
just what we need, 
more PIF****.
What happened
to the
spirituals at
Glide
Memorial
Church?
Give me peace, dignity,
power, liberation, hope

Real on top
in la Liga.
Maradona's
Argentinian Higuaín
does it again.
But the penalty
killed Barca off.
Marcelo, mad solid
in the back.
Defensa Defensa Defensa.
I pray pra you.
Hala Madrid!

****Porn In the Face.
When click on
something
and then
whamo. Kaching. 
You have a
pop-up
window
containing
raunch nasty
absurd porn.

 

Hike eARTh
naked.
It'll give
your
cheeks
color.

San Francisco Witness Primavera Pina y Apio Fresca

Me oh my, sabor.
Full blown
Babyface
Whip Appeal
for Primavera Aqua
de Pineapple-Celery.
Es la mejor
for todos.
Si si si.
sexy fresca.
Melon hibiscus too.
musica to
na boca.
fluid hindi Avatar
phosporescence-glow
w. a frazzled,
super pretty
"little frog"
Ranunculus-taste.

17070 Sonoma Hwy. (Hwy. 12),
Agua Caliente, California
5 minutes North of the Sonoma Plaza
PO BOX 396
Boyes Hot Springs, California 9416
Phone = 707-939-9350
Email = primaveranueva@aol.com




By the incense,
and honey
stands facing
the Bay Bridge
delicia caliente
cali-mexicano
food strait
from Sonoma.

How California hero and pilot,
Chesley Sullenberger?
How Lucio,
Jesús, Salvador?
Todos los náufragos
from DF.
Can u fly in water,
drift in the air,
glide the river,
and land on water?
Up down
Touch the ground.
In the mood
for food.
Surrounded
by the sea.
Back to
Porto Angel.
Contact Ms. Smiley
for more info.

Pressure is
< 20 mmHg.
Say goodbye
to oedema.
Why don't
commercial airlines
issue DVT-preventing
compression socks?
Goldrush bootleg
product key.
Patenting it,
in my abuela's
name.

Then we will
see the
mysteries
all unravel
one by one.
Morning
bursting with
the dawn
Doce mahana.
AbraÇoO...

Watch the diversion.
Evade.
"If you took the
whole product
of Hollywood,
good and bad,
and netted it out.
It would be a
negative for America,"
says former chief
investment strategist
at Morgan Stanley.
Hollywood as a frucified
manure layer for
anti-Americanism,
si or no? Sak Passe?!.
hear me now.

San Francisco Witness Neologism

 word from the Street Rat:

/*/
>             winning submissions to the yearly neologism contest, in
>             which peeps (not the sugary bunnies)
are asked to supply alternative meanings for
>             common words./*/*/
>
>             //The winners are (see 6 & 13 below)://
>
>             //1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.//
>
>             //2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight
>             you have gained.//
>
>             //3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having
>             a flat stomach.//
>
>             //4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
> drunk.//
>
>             //5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.//
>
>             //6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
>             absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.//
>
>             //8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.//
>
>             //10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.//
>
>             //11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.//
>
>             //13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.//
>
>             //14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
>             with Yiddishisms.//
>
>             //15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The
>             belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the
>             roof and gets stuck there.//

   

>>>             //

take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
>             adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
>             new definition. //
>             //Here are this year's winners: //
>
>
>             //1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
>             that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone
>             layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down
>             in the near future.//
>
>             //4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very high.//
>
>             //5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of
>             sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.//
>
>             //6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you
>             are running late.//
>
>             //7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.//
>
>             //10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
>             through the day consuming only things that are good for
> you.//
>
>             //11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.//
>
>             //12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to
>             seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.//
>
>             //13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
>             just after you've accidentally walked through a spider
> web.//
>
>             //14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that
>             gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot
>             be cast out.//
>
>             //15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
>             half a grub in the fruit you're eating.//

BABs - Broke Ass Bitch. the trailing S is to add emphasis and for gay effect, since it is more gay to say the lisp s.

San Francisco Witness CELLspace

CELLspace
bangin the boogie.

 
 
What does
Roller Disco
have to do with
documentaries?
Absolutely
nothing. Nada.
I am going as
The Scope Creep
this Halloween.

Cruise to
Beat Electric!   
myspace.com/beatelectric
Give me
the dance. 
Cocoa
coders, precog
cyborgs,
give me your
artificial intel
and DNA
oh you
disco so nice.

onde vc @?
Nada but a
mobile disco
into the new
world age
predicted
by Mayans
millenia ago.

Welcome to
the danger
zone.
Love and birds
are in the air.
Hearts could
be broken.
to the funk
soul beat. so
clear your mind
for astromagnetic
 Paul Andrew Hayes.
 


Palm Springs Dates
Divine
Kahdi
Yellow Barhi
Cire
Derre
Khadrawi
dates
at the market.
In from
Palm Springs, CA.

Try the date coco.
?Quandino me
coco beijaaaaa?
Need 100
days over
100 degrees
to make
them grow
and ripen.

 
?If a salsa
partner
is what you need.
SHO amo
on Fillmore.
Ripped
the shit
up con um 
dura rumba.
Oh Jesus Christ
all mighty.
What a sweet pea.

Ahora asi...
watchout
los gordos latinos
can dance tambien


We love our great
Cali(-Mex) farmers.
The bestest in
the westest.
keepin
the food real.
and with
damn good
freshness:

Achadinha Cheese Company
Allstar Organics
Apple Farm / Bates & Schmitt
Balakian Farms
Bariani Olive Oil
Bella Viva Orchards
Bernard Ranches
Blossom Bluff Orchards
Bodega & Yerba Santa Goat Cheese
Brokaw Nursery
Brooks and Daughters
Brookside Orchids
Bruins Farms
CandyCot Fruit Co.
Capay Canyon Ranch
Capay Fruits & Vegetables
Catalán Family Farm
Chan's Nursery
Chue's Farm
County Line Harvest
Cypress Flower Farm
Devoto Gardens
Dirty Girl Produce



Double K Christmas Tree Farm
Eatwell Farm
Elston Family Farm
Everything Under the Sun
Far West Fungi
Flatland Flower Farm
Flying Disc Ranch
Four Sisters Farm
Frog Hollow Farm
G. L. Alfieri Farms
G&S Farms
Glashoff Farms
Green Gulch Farm
Hamada Farms
Happy Quail Farms
Heirloom Organic Gardens
Hidden Star Orchards
Hog Island Oyster Company
Honeycrisp Farms
Hunter Orchards
Iacopi Farm
K & J Orchards
Kashiwase Farm

 

Knoll Farms
Lagier Ranches
La Tercera Farm
Little Organic Farm
Lucero Organic Farms
Madison Growers
Marin Roots Farm
Marin Sun Farms
Marshall's Farm Natural Honey
Massa Organics
McGinnis Ranch
Mountain Ranch
Olsen Organic Farm
Orangewood Farm
Paoletti Farms
Paredez Farms
Payne Family Farm
The Peach Farm
Pt. Reyes Farmstead Cheese Co.
Redwood Hill Farm
Sciabica & Sons
Short Night Farm
Sierra Cascade Blueberry Farm
Snyders Honey 




Spring Hill Jersey Cheese
Star Route Farms
Swanton Berry Farm
Thomas Family Farm
Tierra Vegetables
Tory Farms
Triple Delight Blueberries
Twin Girls Farm
White Crane Springs Ranch
Woodleaf Farm
Yerena Farms
Zuckerman's Farm

 

que tranza me amour?

Clutch
comeback by
the US vs. Honduras,
3-2.
Vamo Sud Africa.
Sud Africa.
Sud Africa.
Vaminos. 


 

SF Witness Grace Cathedral Jazz

Hargrove Carter Cathedral trio
Sermon
handle the dolphin doors  
5 petaled clovers of
blue stained glass light
Infinite loops of spirits
on sound caravans,
harps, empty homes,
trying to forget 
tulips in Holland pretty

Orion the Hunter Constellation
On the Grace Church Stairs
Chaperoning to
the best of my ability.
Magnifico orso
The eagle and condor meet again.

Makes me laugh
Hank Jones in the
security fight.
Lotus in blessed water.

Guess what?
Chicken Butt.
Guess why ?
Chicken thigh.
um gia.

together hopes
Pulverizing noise refracts,
song cradled in the high
perfect beams
cascades and ricochets.
speak low we in a church
of the people.
Zen stars.

Prodigy Warrior Dance
Home of modern day
electronica innovators,
San Francisco DJs
rival Berlin
zenith-beat-makers.

Save the Tonga Room
Patrons sloshed
at The Tonga
Hang-on
in the hut
until the tropi-cal storms
pass in the Tiki tacky
hideaway.

Tall Hurricane. Cyclone hits.
Octane combustion.
you and I yuno?
Truly foolish pra Roy.







The Lion Roars
Hakim LIVE in America
blows up Berkeley
Auditorium in 2002.
Tell them
the dark foreigner
told you so:
Hayal triple shake Sha'bi.
Enchanted and bothered
for another dance.
With the muslim Flatbush
massive by my side.

Scandelous fun
in me cama.
Whaooo?!.

 
 

 

 

San Francisco Witness Sera Phi FlyLo

Sera Phi Subsonic Floor
DJ vibrates floor at
subsonic acoustic vibro high wattage?!.
Exuberating. Relaxing.
my scull
in me cara reverb
meu boca
meu bosceta
Yoooooo Eu
Like riding a whale.
As if I am a water
dragonbug.  
Why don't they make a bed?

The "nerve bake"
subsonic future
is here now.

Can you take this
on the floor?

Flying Lotus at Mighty
FlyLo
VFR - visual flight rules ONLY:

South African BLK JKS
Tight twangy riffin
like a mini-Jimi Hendrix in his cradle
at Rickshaw Stop
 

Coltrane DNA. 
Love Supreme temple murals
on Fillmore.
Be-bop sita

San Francisco Witness Little Star

Follow na pico
estrella.