The San Francisco Witness

san francisco witness REJUVELAC

the year of
magical thinking.
half a
century later,
are we alkalized?
first in, last out.
whats the PH
in your water?

electric plant
in the
biological
structure
of my body.
fill me up.
running at
a deficit... 
what happens
when you
bankrupt
woman
of COH?
They turn
alpha.
surplus..
"Quisieron
enterrarnos,
pero no sabían
que eramos
semillas"
- Mexican
Proverb


Dr Feel Good:
freedom fighter,
Sebi the avenger,
murdered in
Honduras. 
As any street
hustler can
tell you -- 
there's no
money
in the cure—
the money
is in the
sickness.
kiss me where
the sun
don't shine.

women
officially
dreaming.
Sarah Gerhardt
at Mavericks,
specializing in
the impossible.

sunlight
eclipse,
running
to me...
im taking
the early
train out
of San
Francisco

invigorating
your
gut chakra.
we fundamentally
believe in the
power
of nature
to feed
our soul,
spanka
a lee, ta
dee do.

mustang
creator
died in
cali.

i do not
weap at
the world,
i am too
busy sharping
my oyster
knife
- Zora

Lili Bernard,
this cake
is for you,
mamacita. tan lindaaaaaaaaaa
vegan? korean?
big sur
landslide?
1 is closed



j boogie trap  
into summer
of love

pinball
arcade
haight
 


i hear you
are pro life.  
are awfully
scientific.
and
have a great
interest in
female genitalia.
i am mailing
you some
used tampons
to DC.
some mensi
samples
directly
to you.
so you
can see
evolution 
of human life
up close. 
nature at
work
in a healthy
state,
with a lil
stool, 
unadulterated.
nice mix
of vital
bacteria from
the love canal.
first hand.
consider
it a gift.
does it contain
any fragrance?
flammable?
you are
welcome.

Tree ^

from the
farm to
the sofa.
beet &
lemonade
cravasse 
on me, 
is my
favorite ride.
with 
bacon avos.

san francisco witness ARCANE BALLET

pass me
the acordeón,
asi.

Blood Count
los siento
mi gente
hear me
now.
escutei
por favor,
there is a
super
moon on
the horizon,
appearing
larger
than usual -
since it it
passing
closer to
our rock
this time
around.

Taste of
Farallon
Murre
Seabird
Egg in
my mouth.
Before a
brewing
storm,
which birds
push their
eggs out
of the nest?
no nesting
needed on
the rough
American
N Pacific
Murre  
rookerie,
just
plop it on
rock ledge
of seacliff
face.
Even without
proper flight
feathers,
chick murres 
hurl
themselves off
the edge and
glide down
to fly in
the sea—
a drop of
800 -1,000 ft
(244 m - 304 m).
The male
murre
escorts the
chick out to
sea, where he
feeds and
cares for it
until the
chick
can fly in
and above
water on
its own.

mas fuerte 
mas poder
ahorita
si su puede
let me see
them hunt.

Forró Agora
not surprised
about
The 2016
monolithic
Electoral
Blocade.
White
authoritarian
types,
uneducated, 
American
deplorables, of 
vet/military
families,
voted for
chemotherapy
approach.
Willingness
to accept side
effects
(bold faced
prosecutable 
rape, abuse,
evasion,
espionage,
racism, 
misogyny,
deceit, greed)
with high
threshold
for pain...
for the
unlikely chance of
shaking up a
defunct gridlocked
Washington.
Unsatisfied
with a black
president. Unable
to see a female
president.

WIth my
cleats on
If I see him I
will gladly
punt his
balls to
oblivion.
Keep your
cockroach
infested
real estate. 

dear moliere,
if "we are
responsible
not only
for what
we do but for
what we
don't do," 
then...then...
then...then...
now you know
what you need
to do.
push it back!
hold the head.
turn the bumper.
push that
needle.

mr tipples
recording studio
fill me in

100+ years ago,
the oldest
standing bar
at the corner 
firefighters
fought
hard to
save the
beloved
saloon
so the
alcohol won't
explode. blow
the place to
smithereens
like everything
else in
north beach

rende vous
with Turners
three gems
post sunset.
all rights
reserved.
all wrongs
reversed. 

how does
your water
taste? 

Family owned
op. Fantasy
release...
Lemon Kefir,
not watered
down. 
fresh
goat &
cow milk
+ kefir 
blend for
cultured
butter.  
offering
farm tours
in Petaluma.

 

sf witness THE FACTORY #1 & #2

soilIQ

forget love,
fall into
chocolate

San Francisco's
Newest Archbishops
a secret fun society
At Geary & 18th, 
where there is
hookah smoke,




There is, at
the corner of
Fulton & Steiner,
a fairly recent
private
Entrepreneur club,  
with $25K
annual
membership 
dues. a
hot bed
of loaded
thirthy+
somethings
seeking to inject
tech start ups
w S + I + C



Tilikum Revolt
lead by Assemblyman
Richard Bloom
Pass Bill AB2140

for the love of
marine life
& ancestors
2 crews that 
can go get
a virus trying to
download free
live sports
streams from
Christian
Science Post.

fuck milk,
got pot?

fuck what
you heard

fuck the
following:

#1 )



dim sum joint 
offering shark fin
beside clement's
sweethut boba
thai tapioca
delight. Shockingly,
selling and serving
shark fin was
only made
Illegal in Cali in
July 2013.
On what
grounds can the
Fed courts
even listen
to motions
filed by
group of shark
fin merchants?
Prosecute
Kwongs ass.
Gong Kwong

N 37° 46.738 W 122° 25.152

#2 )
White Millennial
MUNI Males
WMMM)'s* 

given,
male techies
(who work on
building social
media tools) 
barely have
social skills.

forget about
the private
bus ish,
meu deux,
your public
transit etiquette 
is unbelievable.

consumed 
by your selfie, 
and capable of
sitting anywhere 
you please.
Riding the 
public bus, 
you sit in the
injured/eldery 
seats (despite 
seats being  
available
in the back 
of the bus), 
programmed 
by your
iDevice. 

tipsey
twitting.
100% oblivious
to those, and
what is
happening
around you.
Irrespective
as an old asian-
american driver
in a gray
econ car.
Ask yourself,
are Beyonce & J


making out 
beside you?
Is your grandma
getting porked
by MUNI driver
wearing a 
different pair
of sunglasses
each day
of the week?
Thats right,
one morning
driver owns 365
different
pairs to deal
with glare
of daily
nonesense,
and to focus on
minding
the road,
not the riders.
what about
the handicap
person trying
to get to a spare
seat tip toeing
around your
able feet?
treasure under
your nose?
we don't
live in
Copenhagen,
where we can
all hop on
a commuter bike
and rideout.
so why are
you reliably
the LAST
to offer a seat
to a eldery or
injured or
struggling
person?
If MUNI hadn't
reduced
budget by 30%
in the last
10 years,
perhaps
I could
bus usher to
restore
& establish
order, and
increase
peace chi flo
on the bus.

The second
to last demo
is the
female Gen Ys.
abysmal. 

*gay guys largely
exempt

One consumer 
reported that 
her daughter 
had spent $2,600 
in the app 
“Tap Pet Hotel,” 
and other 
consumers reported 
unauthorized 
purchases by children 
totaling more 
than $500 in 
the apps “Dragon 
Story” and 

“Tiny Zoo 
Friends.”, enabled 
easily by Apples
15min
password-less policy 

I fucking
love science
does eating 
Sir Prize
avos,
once a day ,while 
nursing help
restore
elasticity of
breast-tissue?

 

sf witness AFRICAN BEAUTY SUPPLY & SALON

Cosmic Africa
7 sisters
at its peak,
1 can
been seen
every 2
minutes

Senegalese
tree bark
incense
from fatou's
sister.
Gowe burns
bright thru the
eve night.

dear santa, 
i can explain...

At the western
extreme of Africa,
neighbored by
Mauritania
on the north,
Mali on the east,
Guinea and
Guinea-Bissau
on the
south;
surrounds
Gambia on
three sides

california
christmas
without
ai Chen
madiba
nor yusef,
making
angels in
the sand.
black south
african
in space
again
and again.
are they not
our elder
astrophysicists?
transcribers
of the
night sky.
over 20 years
of christmas
magic at
tom & jerry's
fantasmic home
on the hill,
at church

some people
say something
aint right if
christmas
aint white.

blinking &
crying
blinking
blinking
and then
finished 
the space
walk.
exhibit of
rear-end
prints in
russia, are
guaranteed
to remind you
of home and
grandmother’s
care.

At last, 
California covered:
American Indian or Alaska Native
Asian Indian
Black or African American
Chinese
Filipino
Guamanian or Chamorro
Japanese
Korean
Native Hawaiian
Other Asian
Other Pacific Islander
Samoan
Vietnamese
White
Other

dali mama
zafus are
no where to be
found online.
what's up with
that?
oooooo
eeee.
what's up
with that.
what's up
with that.

you price surger


what is
your daily
water use?
40 gallons?
100? when are
we going
to charge
for oceanwater
use/abuse?
drought on
the horizon
nascio basin
is way
too low.

manhunt
a consortium
like a burmese
superstar
rainbow salad.
variety like
quickie.

i wish i
was hapa

North Bay Ag

 

1st 100%
organic
creamery
in the USA



bare feet 
not arms

san francisco witness STRAVA

Laroyé Eleggua,
arriba arriba
hurry hurry
down sunshine
ill tell you
the rest
when i see
you peace

fishing for
surf perch
with sand flies
at baker beach

Suppliers of
H5N1 - H7N9
assuming the
Center for Science
in the Public
Interest
determinedly
says that
American companies
do NOT still
need to
decide whether
it makes sense
to import
processed
chickens
from...
the low-cost
supplier, &
consistent
hot bed for
the most
lethal strains
of avian
flu: China.

Cockadoodley-
doo doo
of the ultimate
search &
rescue mission:
poultry
exported &
imported
from China.
any imagery
of this wretched
lot of Sino
life would
Popeyes.

STRAVA KOM
Back in Austin,
just layin'
around  

The egg-ceptional
Americans .
The wonderous
The friendly.
The honest.
The layer of
small eggs.
The darling:
Melli Fleur
Bantum

Consumer Action Guide:

	1	2	3	4
	organic feed	can go outside	beaks clipped	fertile eggs
redhill	YES	YES	NO	YES
lazy 69	YES	YES	NO	YES
alder lane	YES	YES	NO	YES
murdocks duck eggs	YES	YES	NO	YES
rock island	NO	NO	YES	YES
judy's family farm	YES	NO	YES	YES
uncle eddy's	NO	NO	YES	NO
chino valley	YES	YES	YES	NO
organic valley	YES	YES	YES	NO
glaums organic	YES	YES	YES	YES
clover organic	YES	NO	YES	NO
marin sun farms	YES	YES	NO	YES
clark summit	YES	YES	NO	YES
tlc ranch	YES	YES	'tipped'	YES
felton acres	YES	YES	NO	YES
	organic feed	can go outside	beaks clipped	fertile eggs
	1	2	3	4

*NONE of the above use hormones, antibiotics or other additives in chicken feed
**NONE of the above are kept in cages
***NONE of the above are force molted
****NONE of the above have trimmed wings

Pastured egg
nutrient tests:
Once again, pastured
egg producers are
kicking the commercial
industry’s butt —
yippee, go free
range! Previous
tests found
that eggs
from hens
raised on pasture —
as compared to
the official USDA
data for
factory-farm eggs —
contain:

1/3 less cholesterol
1/4 less saturated fat
2/3 more vitamin A
2x more omega-3 fatty acids
3x more vitamin E
7x more beta carotene
3-6x more vitamin D,,,,, 
than typical
supermarket eggs.

For example, this means 
2 scrambled eggs
from pastured
hens may give
you 63 - 126%
of the recommended
daily intake of
200 IU of
vitamin D.

Sparkly Devil
from within
the knapsack
of privilege
we watch
it as
it unfolds
before us .

not by might.
not by power,
but by my spirit. 
strike Syria 
with a prayer
Leon Kennedy
mano y mano

mao e mao com
hand in hand,
in step with
John Biggers

LED furry tails
LED furry unicorn hat
LED furry muffs
LED fur shin guards
LED ACA

in spite of
Evangeline
Booths,
USA National
Commander
(1904-1934)
belief “There is no
reward equal to
that of doing
the most good
to the most
people in the
most need,”
dimwit,
incompetent
Republican
Congressman Rubio
from Florida
perpetuates
pervasive
sickness &
prevents
healthcare &
continues to
accept
gross expense of
an idiotic
nightmare
mandate to
treat people
ONLY when they
need immediate,
intensive,
emergency help.
Local craft
micro-breweries
halt production
because Federal
inspectors are
required to
review
that output
meets
national
standards.
All time,
universal
low life.

Sugarwood
sweeps the
church.

Nigerian born
San Franciscan
boxer, in the 30s/40s. 
sawed off his left
hand fingers
with a chainsaw.
Dr sewed them
back on
except for
1 finger top.
Rather numb
without nerve
endings.

Has a girlfriend
of 50 years.
She sleeps in a
separate bed,
in the other room,
"because she says
I scratch her tities.
But that is not why.
I know why ".

he recommends 
100 hand
crunches/starfish
expansions 
(use half a
cut up tennis
ball, like this 1 here )
entonces
20 wrist curls
despuis, 1 tall high
reach for the sky,
cada dia.

skate & destroy

 

san francisco witness SPOTON PARKING

man vs nature
let nature reign
in every aspect



ARTE SEMPRE
in one day?
me dieron una plaza
de aparcamiento sin
siquiera poseer un coche!
its like that in
San Francisco.
verdade

Jerusalem Church
Parking God
of Christ. Our
mobile fairy
parking savoirs

Surfonomics

 

• BoArduino (make your own fully functional Arduino -- for solderless breadboards!)  
• Open Heart (animate fun patterns in the shape of a heart!)
• Atari Punk Console (make cool noise from an Altoids tin!)
• TV-B-Gone (turn off TVs in public places!)
• Brain Machine (Meditate, Hallucinate, and Trip Out!)
  
  frustration-free packaging

 

 

Estamos en el
Ferry Plaza Market
Generate
ramen revenue
-- ventured for
heirloom.


Their roots
may be Mexican
but can you imagine
anything more French
than the Flageolet bean?
Borlotti may be the
pride of the Piedmont
in Italy but they
wouldn't exist without
their roots
in Colombia.

 



san francisco witness COOK! DETOX

unanimous,
symptoms of
toxic overload



San Francisco
achieved 80%
landfill diversion
rate -- setting
national recycling &
composting rate
records.

CurryUpNow
critical
masses,
#NaughtyNaan
#sexyfries


Smoke the Vote
stop, drum call
look listen
meditiation
good god
do it
mandatory
marijuana

Dia d los gringos? 
WTFU:
537  popular votes,
within 8 precincts.
The Millennials, a
generational political
vacuum hole 
-- fed with online
satire, entertainment --
between Boomers
and Gen Xers.

Blowing up
mountain tops for
Dirty Coal 
is destroying 
Nuture by nature.
Big Oil is killing
Big Bird, and
intends to
take down
Sesame Street. 

thou shall not damage
thy neighbors car, chasing mavericks.

ThrillCall Bimbos
Condoms ~= != /= =/= <> Prostitution

MOG bought out by
Beats by Dre for premiere
end to end listenship.

Ultra metabolism
Ultra mind
Ultra simple

sf witness GOLDEN GATE AUDUBON

the have
4G standard
and US-carrier
have nots.
The ITU defines
it as IMT-Advanced
technology
that offers
download speeds
of 100Mbps on
mobile devices,
or 1Gbps on
fixed wireless
connections.
Grey signals..

#808080
They annually 
migrate south
to the oceans
off of Baja
California.
The southward
migration
starts in at the
turn of the each
new year.
In the warm Baja
sunshined waters,
they cavort, eat,
mate, give birth,
rub-a-dub the
rain away and
raise their calves.
Then turn
right around,
head north to the
food-rich artic.

Females stay
in Baja lagoons
longest to nurse
their young.

Calves are
born 15 ft
long. Then
nurtured at the
rate of 50-gallons
per day!
Marvilloso leche.
With milk so
rich it has been
described
as being thick
as toothpaste,
the calves can
gain upto 70
pounds a day.

mother and
calf may be
spotted at surface,
heading north,
this time
of year,
near Chimney
Rock at
Point Reyes
National Seashore
When calves are
mature enough
to travel, they 
begin the
brave journey
North. 
Often they
take a siesta
in Drakes Bay
to rest,
before going
around the
currented Point
and way up
by Alaska.

Golllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllazos
roaring silence
of building 7 
in 6.5 secs
Estados Unidos
double standards
perpetrators
of terror,
hypocrits who
determine when
violence is
appropriate.
Who is keeping
score?

the 50-person
Unmanned Systems
Caucus wants
justice, and
juristiction
over the skies.
Drones with
hi-def camera
onboard,
remote ground
control, and
not regulated
by the FAA hover
above, upto 400ft:
Switchblade,
Puma,
Global Observer, 
Predator,
Wasp, ScanEagle,
Nano Hummingbird.

Thomas Merton,
scared the devil
out of me.



Another biker
caught in the 
market tracks.



Who are the
gentle ancient
giants of the
Pacific seas?
Who share a
common ancestory
with the modern
day dairy cow?
in the
1970's,
just 40
years ago,
there were
less than 2,000 off
the West
Marin coast.
Today, biologists
guestimate
19 - 23K are
out there.

With a (4.5 M)
high, bushy,
heart-shaped
breath,
fats playing
satch

it can be heard
from 1.5 miles
away. 

Flagship
Entonces, the orcas 
with the dolphins
have evolved from
a common ancestor
with wolves. The Orca
pods exist within
a social structure 
identical to that
of a wolf pack.

"If each Californian
bought an additional
$4.50 in food
directly from
local farmers
each week,
farms would
earn $8.6 billion
of new income
(25% increase)"
--Crossroads
Resource Center 
for a strong,
more stable
Cali food 
economy/system.

Hark,
weatherbug
for bridge gust 
insanity
up the
ying yang,
grab a tent
and hand-glide 
thru, a New
Orleans organist.

Iron Bed
of a branch,
caught
in the SW

Red tailed &
Red-shouldered
Hawks

Pygmy Nuthatches &
Downy Woodpeckers


cancan di 
Black Pheobes
Dark-eyed Juncos &
White-Crowned Sparrows

Warblers
Barn Swallows
coming soon
from S. America,
by their own
2 wings.
Annas
Hummingbird

NBA, skyrockets
even without Jobs.




Robins
Olive-Sided Fly Catchers
Black-Bellied Plovers
breeding &
surviving &
hunting
for insects
and nano
thermite


Ban buying objects 
made in China.

Waiting list for
Fiat in the
states = 5+Months





erin go braless
Semi Pro 12
Fred Rubble
The Dagger
Motor Boat
Cheese Stick
Neck Beard
Semi Pro
Remix
Destroyers Warp
Ocean

NOAA PMEL DART
tsunameter
Subduction Zone
cult of beauty


sometimes sorrowful,
sometimes jubilant,
always hopeful.

How can you tell
if you met a pilgrim? 
They have an
arrow in their back.

san francisco witness MIXED CHICKS

Big Toe
back it up.


ask for me Ke11y,
General Hospital
Trama Room.
took my good hand,
held it by my side.
TOTALLED.
Can you feel me
touch your big toe?
The shock will
wear off. Now I have
chance to get
an upclose
view of you.
IV, no food, no water,
for 48 hrs pre-op. 
Firehiwot Dado, 
Buzunesh Deba,
Mutai, Mutai, 
Rossi, Kelly
here. dollface, coco-QT
knock out

broken tooth
sons of britches,
cordarounds,
eco-knievel bike
to work pants,
disco fighter
reversible vest
for league of
pissed off voters.

cha cha cha
set in Italy,
from San Francisco.
ante the accident,
fire, kids, beijo
do coco. dimelo.
dame un
wild horse. una
boriqua toro con
mucho attitude
sin lubricacion. 

 

san francisco witness COOKIN'

Chinchaaaaa out

set off
the detectors
3 times entering
sonoma
countryfair
grounds.
screws in me
knee, plates
drilled in me skull,
and chip in
my head. 

Remove
your belt.
azucaaar cafe
colo. Seize todos
ass-ets

Let her pass,
clearly she's
not a disturbed
terrorist. 
dog splashers
contests in
cess pool of hair
mariachi4u
vaudeville bands
jugglin veggi-pealers,
waterless pans.
rich brown cantor
nos vamos a ser

Aaron Bath Tub

 

muito prazer.
Ojai pixie
mustang fastback.

NO wagers
allowed on
Black Ruby.
Out of 119 starts,
Black Ruby
earned herself:
70 wins,
22 2nd place &
15 3rd place
wins. 5-time
world champion,
with earnings in
excess of $260K,
unheard of for
a racing mule.


 

 

digging at Cookin
339 Divisadero St
(between Oak & Page)
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 861-1854 

by Cafe Divisadero
Broadway sign  
derecho medio.
The Mexican
painters
sempre on
the corner
desde corazon
wanting, waiting
for work.
For hire.  For sub-
sub-sub LEGAL
minimum wage.
You,
the slavedriver,
are paying
illegal wages.
under the table,
criminal wages.

No problema.
para ti, don't worry
about his wellfare.
and journey....
along with 12
million others.
You gotta get
your cake
and may eat it
too, nice. It
does not work
both ways. Want
the presense
of cheap labor,
yet don't want 
themmmm to
exist in the
community,
like any other
person. Mainly,
mostly,
ultimately appreciate
the cheap labor. 
Those tricky,
sneaky, threatening
maids, trash
collectors,
child care providers,
gardeners, farmers,
cooks, bus boys 
walking step
by step as 3
generations.
creaping up here to  
work, so you 
save some money.
How could they
dare ask for
primary necessities?
A barter that fullfils 
common primary
human needs.

Slightly worn,
useable 
with a hint of 
Incan kind of
timelessness.
rusted metal bear
beer opener.
Dont step on
the dogmat in
the aisle of fear.
Sin sentimento.
No lastima.

 

aphids born
pregnant,
in a mellow tone.
don't get jazzy
or funky on me.
only blues.

 

Ok A. Sanchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,
permisso accesso
Viva Chile.
Make it happen.

black male teen
with a grey hoody
fills the second
story window,
facing east.
now gone?
Falcon perched
on the tower,
keeps watch.

xenophobics get
off your
mamas teet
already. yo
estoy un
insecto en
la sopa.
Eliades Ochoa ameni
Bassekou Kouyate (ngoni) ameni
Djelimady Tounkara (electric guitar) ameni
Toumani Diabaté (kora), ameni
Kasse Mady Diabaté (vocals) ameni
Lassana Diabaté (balafon)ameni

Campaign Give a Shit
Congress of imbeciles,
stuck grappling with 
petty ego-laden
medieval feuds.  
Paying trillions
in an annual 
budget
of Bush's mass
deception, and warfare
for resources/petro. 
not  needed for
humankind. 
Put him in an Afgani
cave as
punishment for
all his crimes
against humanity, let
Muslim women in
designer sunglasses
piss-poo blood on
his face, never
feed him again,
force him to lick 
testicles of camel,
and insist he
call it, jesus christ.
porque la venganza
se sirve mejor
frío, no?

why is simplicity
so difficult
to achieve?
How about if 
democracy
outpriced capitalism?
Hella commie
corazon.
Do Americans enjoy
bombing people?
What will come of the
the silent contento
placaded masses
here? Surely,
there is no
long-term cost,
impact to the next
gen of the
application?

Germany forbid
it too. No acting
like girls,
nor death-like
things permitted in
MMOs in China.
WOW players
are 85% male and
15% female and
yet 35% of the
avatars are
female.
WHAM BAM!
KAJH.


 

100 years ago 1911,
Harriet Quimby 
on August 11 became
the first American
woman licensed pilot



Serendipity Farms
lemon cucumbers
butter cucumbers,
crunchy and
oh so good.
chocolate
mint syrup, 
for body shots.
basil syrup, and the
the promise of
dimpled nectarine
bottoms.

 

heavy duty steel
octopus kite
wheel & kevlar string 
for Albanians.
Caught on the
Treasure Island
burning man
statue. Now the  
the tall Hungarian-
French sailor
must rebrake
his 2 fingers
to heal. To set the
bones properly